I know you are not a bad man, I give you a second chance,  you must stay here for 500 years and there'll be a monk pass by, you must be his apprentice and protect him go to the West to bring those Confucian classics (this is similar like your Bible) back. On the way to West, you will have to fight with 81 demons Serch Engine Optimization, and you will also meet your other two junior fellow brothers.


Interesting story you have simplified it well. Your american friend must be fond of it.
And your hometown is really a good place though I have never been to there yet Singulair, I am considering paying a visit to there someday.

I have always been fascinated by these folk stories since I was a kid.
I have not heard this one but nice to know about it here.
My favorite ones are ''The Ten Brothers'' The Ability of Ten Brothers :
1st and Oldest Brother - Thousand Mile Eye - Can see far with his eyes..
2nd Brother - Miles Hearing Two - Capable of hearing miles away.
3rd Brother - Strong - Has herculean strength.
4th Brother - Stretchy - Has ability to stretch.
5th Brother - Flying - Capable of flying.
6th Brother - Iron Head - Has a solid impenetrable head.
7th Brother - Long-Legged - Can grow in height Hong Kong University.
8th Brother - Digging - Capable of tunneling underground.
9th Brother - Big Mouth - Can blow wind and shout loudly.
10th Brother - Crying - Can cry a river, heal sicknesses with is tears.